since stevie bevie is totally opposed to my blogging habit, i figure this is the most fitting venue in which to express my total pissed-off-ness at him!
sometimes, when you are married (or co-sleeping with the opposite sex) you slowly waken in the middle of the night. and slowly realize that "things" are happening. last night was such a night. as stevie bevie and i discussed who started it and what exactly had transpired, he made this admission:
"before i realized what was happening, i was dreaming about slow burn's jolene blalock...!"
he had seen a preview for the movie last night...
ouch, stevie.
4.09.2007
i dream of.....someone else!
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man, you need to tell stevie bevie that he needs to be dreaming about his beautiful wife, what a perv. but i really thank you for sharing that memorable exerience with us. p.s. i can't believe you removed my posts with the angry elf...that stuff is funny.
Eww! She is not even cute. She looks like an alien. No wonder she was on Star Trek.
billiejean-
so true.....
ance-
a am not an angry elf. i resent that.
hehe...I think you should relax...she's basically just a man with boobs and long hair, although that does bring up some important questions that you may want to discuss with him later. ;) (don't get me in trouble with your husband...I'm just joking)
you bring up some good points, dc.....although i am not really concerned-she does look like an alien. and as far as i know, i don't. so i've got that on her.
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