3.19.2008

toddler for sale

accepting best offer
{this could be cheaper than in vitro and/or save your body!}

what you'll get:

  • sleepless nights
  • elevated blood pressure
  • a habit of cursing in your head (or out-loud)
  • messes and spills
  • poop, boogers, and puke on your clothes
  • public tantrums
  • and a kiss if you're lucky

12 comments:

volcom_LC said...

you are killing me with this! why is it that the toddler stage has to be so hard?!?!?!
i'm with you a hundred percent.

{luckylizzy} said...

dude- i don't know, but he's got 9 weeks to shape up or i'll just give him away {until then i'm holding out for some mulah}.

gina bina said...

Do you take AmEx?

Laurie said...

LOL. I'll take it if you pay me!

{luckylizzy} said...

laurie-the fact that you called him "it" makes me think you're not quite ready! i'll put you on the bottom of the list!

Jason said...

Do you have a layaway program?

bulkleybunch said...

i thought casey already had made you guys the best offer!!wtc? we love our nashy boy, plus he pales in comparison to the fussy butt chubby screamer. bring him on over.

Harmony said...

So you have the cursing in your head problem too? Never had it until I had a Jack.

MrsPebs said...

Haha, so funny!!! He has such a cute face... adorable. I'll I can offer is Mastercard.

Holly Blanchard said...

Liz, you crack me up! ;) Wow, what can I say? If I buy him I think your family would keep calling to visit their grandson, nephew, cousin etc.. and that would probably be a little weird don't you think? haha ;) That lit'l cutie will give you gorgeous grandchildren one day(well, his wife will) and you've gotta have that boy carry your last name... etc... the list goes on? Are you sure you are ready for such a big NON-commitment ? haha :)
Can't lie, we don't have a little one yet so I really shouldn't be writing on your blog about this eh? haha! hang in there! You are AWESOME! love you:)

Alifinale said...

Seriously, I want to sell Emery too. She was pretty much a nightmare while we were on vacation. If I can't sell her I want to buy my niece Ava so that she can entertain Emery constantly.

melbo said...

Sounds like a lot of kids are up for sale. I'm glad Erich's a bit younger; hopefully when I'm ready to put him up it will be a seller's market again.